why are you taking pictures? Who takes photos of an old geezer with ragged clothes. You should make grandpa look more handsome.
No matter how old and ragged you look, a grandpa is still a grandpa. Why would I care?
When you say that, grandpa's happier. Now that's a proper grandson! (later sitting on the deck eating ice cream)
aren't you cold siding on the deck like that?
o r u switching pants when you go to sleep then?
its fine, the deck is clean enough
you're going to get it dirty sitting there
did you try the cucumbers tonight?
they'll be better tomorrow, it hasn't fully marinated yet